J|x

2008-01-19T05:09:00.000+08:00

We spent nearly 6 yrs tgt. Maybe this blog is also as old. I remember the first post. We or rather you want to make it a evangelics blog after reading the Left Over books. We talked abt God. The first post by you is crappy. And Im goin to make the Last post more substantial. Hopefully the next time i read it i wont cry, but i will laugh at my own 20yrs old childishness.

Our first yr is perfect. No fights no cold wars. Everything is sweet and whoo so puppy love. althou sometime abit drama and pretentious.

Second yr was our o level. we still hardly fight sometime only about church stuff. we are still in love like mad. We worked hard in order to get into the same sch.

Third yr is our first JC yr. i remember im veri afraid that you will fall in love with other girl. Seemed like my trust for you is mediocre. But it's not your fault, im just being too paranoid.

Fourth yr, is a horrible yr. I became fat and there A level.

Fifth yr, first year of ur army. Well, i didnt ran away with other guys. Jus that i wanted to play harder. And omg seemed like feeling start to wear off. There's sickening cold wars after fight.

And the last yr. We couldnt make it thru.

I thou we would be life partner. I didnt expect us to end here. I didnt expect our separation is like that. i thou separation will only come by when either one of us suddenly die. I didnt know i could bear to let you go.

Indeed, i could not let go lightly. I thou i am strong, but i realise im not. I will still cry literally every night for the past 18 days. watever i do, im still crying. in class, in toilet, on msn. I dun know why i feel so pain, even my hand and leg can literally feel the surge of pain. I know this time is different from the previous time. I used the word part. and i mean it. I know you wont ask me back cos of ur pride or maybe u are jus happy that u are set free now. i know i wont run back to you again either. not because im really pissed with you, but i know we just could not talk properly anymore. even my mother advise mi not to waste our time anymore. MAybe we would patch back for a few months and we start fighting all over again. it's gonna be a cycle. so why not let me put a stop to it. tt's the last thing i could do to make you happier. so this time we are really goin to part our way. our way will nv cross again.

keep ur fren close and keep ur enemies in graves. i hope im your enemy now. love to hatred is much easier. and i think it will tend to overcome breakup easier. everyday is abt living better without me. but i couldnt do it. im haunt by my good memories, knowing that im goin to lose all the happiness forever. as ur enemy, all you could remember is all the fucked up thing i did and i think it can be let go more easily?

anyway, im jus veri veri veri veri sad. sad sad and sad. wanying told mi it's been 4 mths since she broke up and she still feel like hell. i hope i wont be like her.

watever is it. i still love you now daddy. baby is crying but you will nv ever hear. jus go on with ur life. and i will move on when i could.

2006-11-11T03:01:00.000+08:00

think most of the siao-marcara woman (or man) already notice this!!!

eee.... maybeline so hypocrete.. say make for asian why ask an angmo to be the model... cannot cannot la....
hai, since im a kind girl, and maybelline quite good, nv cheat my money (like the stupid bobbi brown marcara, pls boycott bobbi brown)..

will help them edit their ad for free. so kind~~~~

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ok, my photoshop lash is kind of ugly~~~~~ so sad :(
but i added a mole!!! to look more like the angmo model!!!

2006-09-16T02:05:00.000+08:00

2ways to ask a girl to be your ~"stead"~

[100% failure approach example]

go up to her, empty handed, thinking your are veri cool (pui) and say, " Be my stead, can?"
why it does not work? first.. using the word "stead".. kannasai. jus use "girlfren", or best.. "my girl". secondly.. must explain why u like her.. den ur feelin to her, den tell her ur feelin right?!

now.. the ways to ask a girl( me la) to be ur girl :)

#1. first.. start a conversation. tell mi why u need and wan me so much..be direct la. like tt den man ma. AND DEN KISS MI FORCEFULLY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I WILL MELT. for mi i will fake abit la.. like pretend to struggle abit.. wahaha. den must come more forceful. whoo~
but make sure the girl got a bit of feelin with you.. if not u die...

#2 like she everyday leave house at 10am to school or wat.. wait for her at the door there. DUN EVER GO PRESS THE DOOR BELL. JUS STAND AND WAIT.. SEE HER COME OUT DEN GO AHEAD, PULL HER OVER TO A MORE QUIET CORNER, AND TELL HER YOU GOT SOME THING TO TELL HER.
when u two are in the place already, tell her this, "XH, i think abt my future last nite, and i realize i cant afford to miss someone like you. i had take you for granted as a fren, but now i wan to bring abt relatioship to another level. can you be TOGETHEER WITH MI? pls.*look at her sincerely and be like a patheic hungry cat*
hmmm.. only intelligent man can use this thou.

aiya, to mi.. jus do thing as man as possible, as direct as possible.

flaws when daddy ask mi to be his girl. [case study]
#1 make mi wait 45min jus to say i love you. now there "i...." 45 min~~ aiyo.. man must say thing out bravely ma. tt time i veri hot lei.. i nv say on.. see i sweat until like a pig liao~

#2 never say "i love you" firmly. and no eye contact. hai.. po po ma ma. must say loud and clear. like the NDP commander shout the thing like tt. LOUD!!!!!

#3 after you ask and i agree.. you jus hold mi hand!! huh.. i veri disappointed lei.. cannot kiss my cheek or at least hug mi meh.. cry... worst still i was the one who hint you to kiss mi. aiyo.................. i no face liao..

2006-09-13T01:01:00.000+08:00

"J|x" logo's annual renewal report..

2003- NOW!
mean jason loves xiaohui no creativity.. and it start the "L" curse.. *sian-3/4* althou i dun really like, but it's the logo tt we used for the longest!

yaya.. the crown is sooo copycat.. logo tt nv use before ba.. hor?

new logos!

papa said: "it's so not you lo.. you like butterfly meh?"
told you that time my nickname is "butterfly_in_love".. you dun believe~~~~~~~ i fake girly and gentle ma~~~~~ you like wat~ other girl like butterfly can i like cannot~ sai la!

2006-09-13T00:53:00.000+08:00

2005-10-28T00:34:00.000+08:00

does anyone remember this post??

16 march 2005..
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If any of the following acts is commited,you will be prosecuted seriously according to the Great XH's Laws.

1. Travelling with one or more female with no presence of other males.
2. Sharing the ear-piece with other female when listening to MP3 or whatever that need an ear-piece.
3. Being alone with a female.
4. Taking photographs with a female with no male parties.
5. Offer to help a female to carry their personal belongings. eg. Bag, jacket.

"Female" means female of all age groups except oni mi..

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finally.. papa had broke two of them!!!!! hooray! and I GET TO PUNISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Law One and Three are broken.
The detail and crime committed process is confidential.

anyway... this is your jugdement..

"COURT!!!"

You, Mr Jason Ng Zhi Min is found guilty of not able to abide the Great XH's Laws, number 1 and 3.
You are to face the punishment of purchasing a handbag for the Republic of XH.

"COURT DISMISSED!!"

2005-10-26T00:15:00.000+08:00

ans for Qn1: the male without the rubber on the other end.

ans for Qn2: Lux Super Rich.

2005-10-20T22:33:00.000+08:00

Q1: there's 3male pencil and 1 female pencil. the female is pregnant. which male is responsible?

Q2: which is the wealthiest shampoo?

all constestant with the right ans will be entitled to a LUCKY DRAW!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-20T15:17:00.000+08:00

cos daddy always sleep veri early (due to exam season, his light-off hour is extented to 10pm now!), he will always be the one who went off in MSN first.

den i will always act i cant bear him to leave mi.. and want him to say some sweet thing to make mi shuang abit.

well, he's quite predictable.

there's a cycle of wat he will say..........

day1--> kiss kiss. good night la. u veri cute la. im veri tired le. love love bye.. hug
day2--> u veri cute la.. good night hor. kiss kiss. hug. im veri tired le. bye. love love..
day3--> im veri tired le.. kiss kiss hug hug. bye bye. you veri cute la love love..

--end of cycle--

hai.. i teach papa la.. next time papa come here copy and paste k???

1. you're like the TV in my house, im mesmerised by you. -->i said that to papa before. and papa tin tt im veri educated and cultured that day.. hai.. tt's the SONY TV ad's slogan la~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ he's so amazed by me la.. wahahahahahah.

2. if my biology text book (the veri expensive one) and you fell into the sea, i swear i will rescue you first.

3. when you're with me, you give mi fever instead of headach.

muack muackk.. no more le. buy mi present la.

i love papapapapapapaapapappapaapappapaapapa. kick kick.

2005-10-19T19:41:00.000+08:00

daddy: "If only i can get in to the Med fac in NUS next year.."

me: "ya.. i will love it. cross leg at home everyday with my LV catalogue."

*daddy's test result.*

You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)

You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.
You were born to be a doctor.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Anyway.. check this out..

Your Power Color Is Lime Green

At Your Highest:

You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.

At Your Lowest:

You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.

In Love:

You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.

How You're Attractive:

Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.

Your Eternal Question:

"What else do I need in my life?"

What's Your Power Color?

2005-10-19T00:58:00.000+08:00

hai..

MISS LIM QIAO YUN did a iq test, and hao lian her 110 IQ.. hmmp.

wahaha...

LOOK AT MINE LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-19T00:57:00.000+08:00

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

2005-10-18T03:39:00.000+08:00

it's 18th again.

ya.. it's 18th again..

ya.. it's been 3yrs and 9mths.

imagine every 18th i will like say, "oei, happy ann hor.."

i REPEATED this line for 45times.

45=9x5=15x3=45x1 lei.. ALOT LEI..

this month, i sent another email to Papa..

to say "I Love DADDY"

BUT THE TITLE OF MY EMAIL IS "Meridian Junior College step by step Solution."

why?

cos if my title was " happy 3yrs and 9mths ann!"

my daddy will..

1. Yawn.

2. Check other mail from usher sect 9 or CHC donation dept.

3. Delete mails..

4. didnt realize my email is now in the trash.

ha. lalalala..

2005-10-09T02:11:00.000+08:00

after abt 3yrs of thoughts..

i finally decide on my children's name!!!

well, first of all, i will have 3 childrens. The elderest will (must) be a SON. I DUN CARE!

SECOND one a girl.. (MUST oso) the last one must certainly be a SON ALSO.

I have no ideas how my Stomach (or is it womb?) is goin to produce my childrens in my ideal sequence..

well. should be can ba.

1. Jaith---> is the combination of Jason and Faith.

2. Lexis---> cos my dream car is Lexus. That's why.

3. Xarius---> come from Darius, meaning: super super wealthy. so, agar agar Xarius will mean ALOT ALOT of Wealth ALSO. (Hooray!)

well, [J]aith [L]exis [X]arius.. Jlx again.. HEE.. i sound naive~

But.. PAPA say he dun like Lexis.. sound like Lexus(precisely, tt's my ultimate intention), sound CHEAP.. and prefer Nicole~

Kaoz..

Den Mercs?? BMW?? or Fur-ra-ri???

Wat you think????????????

2005-09-28T00:31:00.000+08:00

im so disappointed..

i seldom (i think never) write sad thing out in here. because

1) my life is brilliant

2) my daddy is handsome. (optional)

but, after the competition, the OILY FACE COMPETITION 2005,

i realise tt most ppl tin MY FACE IS OILY..

hello..

papa's complexion veri good meh??

so let mi tell everyone.

sheet A, full of OIL~ belong to my daddy. (he even wanted a new sheet, not enough)

sheet B, the only oiled 40% belong to me lo..

well, i will contact the winner of the top prize. thx for supporting mi!

2005-09-23T22:49:00.000+08:00

today, mi and papa got a competition!!!

WHICH IS.............................................

THE oily face award 2005!

well, using one CLEAN & CLEAR oil blotter sheet, we compete who's blotter sheet will have more oiled surface la..

the left side: A
the right side: B

guess sheet A and sheet B belong to who!
all correct entry will be entitled to a lucky draw ok?? (top prize--> the WHITE DIESEL WATCH )
SO! still wait for wat??
go my tag board and tag your answer today!

so who is the oily(wah..pui!) face?
answer will be revealed in next entry

2005-09-21T01:58:00.000+08:00

WA.. i got a new watch! nice hor?

stylish right??? wahaha.. DIESEL wor..

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oppS!

haiz.. actually i cut out from magazine one la.. i really like this watch lei.. i told DADDY to buy for mi. BUT daddy say he will not waste money on mi.. HMMP.. can SOMEONE start a PETITION to request DADDY TO BUY FOR ME???????????

2005-09-18T23:34:00.000+08:00

happy 44th (month) anniverasary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had been always meeting papa's demanding service for so long lei!

i will be delighted if papa do the following:

1. No more salted pop corn. PAPA always buy salted pop corn because PAPA like them. But I like sweet pop corn lor.. in this 44 months time,I never eaten one sweet pop corn. I hardly remember the taste of sweetness~

2. Switch my TV channel to angmo channel the first thing PAPA come my house. somemore watch BORING SHOW LIKE C.I.S OR IS IT C.S.I MAMAMI~ they EVERYTIME talk super fast + super slang + super "wat the hell are you talking abt?!". i catch no balls.. (actually i cant even see the ball~)

anyway, i will still labu labu you~ miao. woof!

2005-09-14T00:04:00.000+08:00

i think most people know tt i only bring high quality~ elegant~ styled~ TISSUE..
i used to carry watson's flip package tissue until i saw them...

lila&still..

monkey-man~

animal soccer?? i hope they eat away beckham~ seduce my mother~ hmmp!

tomb radar wor!!!!!!!

AND THE ULTIMATE~
MY ULTIMATE CHOICE~

"sancai! wo ai ni~" "daoming shi! wo ye ai ni! marry mi ya?? im so despo la!!! woof!"

well.. there's more. but all those not veri famous movie one. anyone interested?? $0.50 each

DONT HESTITATE! ORDER TODAY!

2005-08-18T18:19:00.000+08:00

**TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY**

yeah. today when i reach school, i got flower from Jade! like so shock~~~~~~~ shocked~~~~~~~~ i ask her why she gave mi the "give mother's flower" den she insist that they are not the same breed. well, anything~

they are doing well in a "fruit tree fresh" vase~

den later my sch gang (powerful, everyone fear of us) CHI ZAI DONG went to J8 for neo print session!

yeah! is someone jealous?? wahaha~

den we went to SEIYU! we met our dear mannequin frens. Johnny and chrysenthemum.

and our fren say they veri tired. so they went for their short break while we help them to take over.

aiyo..

den i went home. sometin good happened again! i found an angbao!

yeah! im so rich now! lalaal.. all the "below 18" ppl, make mi happy la, den i buy you alcohol. long island, tequila pop? only if u make mi happy.

ok. den i go eat dinner with my family.. no daddy. cos im a filial daughter, got to eat dinner with my mama. i miss papa..
hee. are we goin to shop ard and i choose my own presents again??

papa, here is my wishes list..

#1: cash! ya, i love them.. hee.
#2: PUMA black top with 2 golden stripes, and a BIG PUMA behind. $33. available at Royal Sporty House.
#3: Pig-like bolster. $14.95. available at all action city. (wa.. so cheap.. cannot only buy this hor!)
#4: White top with yellow fake jewel and silver tin. $22. All pepper_plus.
#5: Bohemia slippers with the yellow fake jewel oso. $33. VNC
#6: Paul Frank Goodies. starting from $49.
#7: ipod.
#8: Cash.
#9: Cash.
#10: Cash.

i miss daddy~

2005-08-17T23:47:00.000+08:00

why ar????
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why are miss universe call miss universe??
the whole UNIVERSE include jupiter, mars, saturn, mercury.. etc right??
they also never send their representatives here to compete. maybe they will be beutiful lei??
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2005-08-09T23:15:00.000+08:00

NATIONAL DAY PARADE 2005 @ PADANG!!

PARTICIPANTS:

1. xiao*beep who missed papa badly~

2. fat fat the QUEEN.. must obey all her orders. help her fan, serve water, translate to chinese..

3/4. aiyo.. my ROUNDY & his gf. nat day is also their anniversary too~ *so sweet*

well, the first thing i do is of cos.. OPEN THE GOODIE BAG!!!! *cheapo cheapo* and i found a wrist band saying..

"KEEP SINGAPORE LITTER-FREE"
cant they write some thing more meaningful?? like.. "singapore is full of pretty girls"?? er.. or "we will be a super rich country"?

aiya.. den the parade start.. like tt lor. alot lo..

when i when home, i found sometin cute again! a veri "zai" tatto.. look so CHUCKY on mi~ love love

CHUCKY's child, tt ah gua jin, got "made in japan" on the wrist.. hmmp~ so??

actually i really wan to tatto this "zai" to the max pic on my thumb. but papa wil chop it off or abandon mi...

zai?? a four legged puma lion.

oh.. becos im the 40th person who went inside the parade, i got a new "phone"~

using my new phone to call my imaginary fren, joyce..

den i test the phone's 1.3pixels cam!

so happy~ like real. hai.

2005-08-06T17:53:00.000+08:00

my look-alike~ im ugly. :(

mi with my "versasae" look alike sunglass. veri trendy hor?
i think i got "ah lian" thinking in me when im young.

2005-08-03T00:25:00.000+08:00

my teacher want our baby photos oso dunno for wat( JC liao lor..) well, so i go and find.. den i start to wonder why in the past i so ugly daddy still like mi~ haiz.. 8 years ago, when i met papa, i was really ugly lor. my hair QQ one lei.. den face square square one. den i took so many "act celebrity" pose photographs with my primary sch fren~ yuck. pui. i wan to kill myself.

haiz, i even saw photographs of mi digging nose and IM STANDING INFRONT OF GUANG-YIN MA, taking the pic with her.. why i dun take liao den dig lei?? *struggle.. i dunno wan to post the pic online or not..*

den i think i love sunglasses in the past.. got many pics are mi wearing those "versasac" look alike, super aunty sunglasses. :(

haiz.

daddy oso la. 8 years ago.....

1. center parting. he claim tt's fashionable and the hottest trend then~ than must use GOODLOOK gel ha. den got the MAN's small! and comb with those APPLE's brand sharp-end comb (brown colour).. after finish combing must stuck it on the back pocket.

2. super tight and short school pants.. er.. it's like oni one inch down from there. *shake head* dun remeber it is papa or not, on the day got PE, they just wear the PE short inside their pants.. somemore the PE short are longer and can be seen.

3. golden spectacle frame! wahaha!! buai ta han~ at least i wore a more zai colour BLACK!!!! and papa say the spec was Snoopy one. which is also the hottest according to him~

4. wear singlet with carton printing.. hot la singapore. er, so different now.

acually i have papa's photo too.. but i post up mean my blog will close down forever~ cry.

2005-07-31T23:19:00.000+08:00

hmm.. long time never write abt my daddy le. hai.

one day, if i really find out that daddy is another person in front of other how? den he actually dun like me that much, den is i keep stickin to him~ HAI, pui. i will flood him with my saliva.

seriously, that's what i will do!

1. SELL AWAY THE DAIMOND RING. haiz, in TV always show the stupid woman throw the ring into the sea hor.. aiyo, why so stupid.. pawn away maybe still can get $50.. can buy ONE lovely PAUL FRANK t-shirt. and some woman even more stupid. return the ring to the BF.. aiyo.. and say, "i think im not suitable to wear this ring.. why not you take it back?" den tears roll and roll..
wei, obviously will take back right?? they even more happy lo.. can give to the next GF.. hmmp.. ya, maybe i go swop the diamond ring, and return to you.. den your new GF will give you one tight SLAP when you give her. wahaa.

2. hmm, i will steal your IC and cut into half, den mail back to you. ha, got to waste $100. but before that use your IC and go and borrow $1000 from AH LONG as your "break-up" fee for me to go counselling! and i will cut away your CRUMPLER bag's strip.. and tear the logo away.

3. FORGIVE AND FORGET.. the probability is less than 5% la.. maybe. ok lo, go and shake your new GF's HAND and say "congrat"~ den hid beside the rubbish chute to cry..

dad is good la. he wont. :)

2005-07-26T19:06:00.000+08:00

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ON YOUR SPEAKER TO THE LOUDEST VOLUME NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

hi friends.. and esp my DADDY!! this song is dedicated to all of you!

i know DAD will love this song~ much better den all the 1500+ jazz songs in your ipod RIGHT???????
(ok, i still appreciate jazz.)

ai piah ah~~~~ cai 'a' ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2005-07-23T23:25:00.000+08:00

that logo is design by daddy one. :) finally, it's OUR blog again~
well, that a veri zai piece of art.. can see the "J" at the top left corner, and a "x" at the bottom right? yeah!

Any couple want us to help you all design?? we will charge at friendship price.
*terms and condition apply*

2005-07-23T01:53:00.000+08:00

Surprise!!

2005-07-17T21:10:00.000+08:00

MY BEST FREIND

Hammi is my best friend. We know each other for 4 years! She's always there with me no matter rain or shine. Well, im really grateful to her so i like to take this opportunity to intro her to all of you.

yap.. that's her! she went for a make-over recently! and she became really gorgeous and elegant.

indeed, she "gross-geous"! she into bohemia style now.. ha.. and she adore her "chao-lao" blue eyeshade and fake eyelashes!

Do you know why she can be my best fren?

1. SHE IS MY FAITHFUL BLOG READER!

2. SHE'S MY STUDY MATE. ALWAYS ENCOURAGING... ALWAYS STOP ME FROM TEARING AWAY MATHS TEXTBOOKS!

and recently she perform free of charge for "buy XH a new Nokia6260" Fund. wat she did really touches my heart.
*she walks on knife*

really a big "thank you" for wat she did~

must be wondering wat's "buy XH a new Nokia6260" fund is right?

*ON THE 12TH JULY*

calling all kind soul to donate! PLEASE dial 1900-new-6260. no lucky draw. cos im already bad luck to lost my phone. below 18 ask parents first. each call is S$5. +5% GST and 28cents service charge.

And lastly.. tml is 18th again!! it's a "i love daddy extra much" day~
i bought a bear which is born on the 18th Jan teddy bear for daddy.. for $1.20.. I look for the this rather ugly lookin bear like a CHEAPO aunty in NTUC for veri long lor..

ugly hor? daddy's first reaction when seeing him is: "huh? why look this THIS??"
haiz..

2005-07-13T23:12:00.000+08:00

THE DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING WENT WRONG, ROTTEN, HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, SAI~

1. "Beep Beep Beep!", the alarm clock went off~ it's 530am, it cold, jus rain finish. it's perfect to sleep lor.. Wat else?? WAT ELSE. but poor mi, need to go to sch.. school is bad.....................................

2. i got a bad hair day. newly cut fringe is too short.

3. being so concern abt the bad hair day, i rush to toilet immediately when i reach school. well, so occupied with cliping my ugly fringe, i left my hp on the bench.. and guess wat happened next???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. got stop by a teacher who i call her "da pi gu"
"wat's the colour of ur hair?"
"Black."--> mi
"are u blind or am i blind?" i hate this line.
ROLL EYES ROLL ROLL AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL MI PLS , how to like a teacher like this?????? out there to be hated by all the students? enjoy being hate? i hope she will remain single forever. to the benefit of the guy that will sure regret marrying her.

I HAVE A NEW METHOD OF KILLING PEOPLE!! ESP FOR SAI TEACHER!!!!
--> i will use my 95cents "red leaves" ball point pen, using all my strenght i will poke into her/his chest. and poke and POKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den after poking in, i wil use both my hand, hold the pen tightly and push it down! and break her/his stomach area and let all the smelly intestines flow out!!!!!! and i wan to pull away all their hair!!!!!!!!!! *scream!!!!!!*
i wan to kick their head, and step and step!!!!!!!!

well, i jus say say only, im still a SWEET and INNOCENT girl inside. wahaha.

2005-07-06T21:54:00.000+08:00

I KNOW HOW TO CYCLE LE~ IT'S A MIRACLE!!

i no longer need to rent FOUR WHEELS BIKE! on that small bike that's look like it's breaking because it's for 12& below..
no need to BANG! into bushes and FAT OILY MAN because the "turning thing" of the bike suck. ( i almost tasted the FAT OILY BOUNCY MAN'S sweat )

it's all over!! HOORAY!

All thank to the uncle who refuse to rent mi a 4 wheels bike and force mi to ride a 2 wheels~

2005-07-04T01:06:00.000+08:00

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I GOT LOVE RIVAL!!!!!

Cry.. Papa dun love mi completely leh!!!!

CARS!! Hmmp! When some some car pass by, he will shout, "see see!!! the car got wat wat engine.. wat wat wat sport rims. wat wat wat wat steering wheel!!!!!!! SO CHIO!"
---> hello? i prettier lor! Everyone agree right??????? hmmp. Den when i ask him is which car exactly ( i mean there's so many car on the road ), he will give mi attitude and say "Gone liao la! No skill.. Lousy." See, he's so bised, good car of cos drive away faster right?? How to expect mi to see???!!!!!

By the way, i really dun like CAR! first, she seduce my daddy. and secondly, i cant drive one properly. Long time ago i went Escape Theme Park, and play the Go-Kart.. I scream all the way when i drive, and BANG! here BANG! there. And because i almost BANG! into the crowd who is q-ing so despo-ly to play that "not really fun" game, so, for the public safety, the person in charge stop me half way in the track and i got to walk back~ wat lor. obsracise mi! No one ever stop by the person in charge lor........................... hmmp!

Anyway, Daddy oso haf a love rival!

Some say the dog look unwilling. Is it? it's he's fault lor, born with that bittergound face.

2005-07-02T01:20:00.000+08:00

YOU CALL YOUR GF/BF WAT?!!!

*waHAHA* in the very beginning, we of cos call each other by name la.. Den later!! My Buai Hao Bai Daddy call me "Darling". After like three days later when im his GF?? Hee:) Den Den.. I call him "Honey" lor, to entertain him. ha, can you imagine my Daddy call mi "Darling" for the first time?????? His inner struggle and all.. Suddenly it's so HARD to spell "Darling" and press that button. haha, aiyo, love love Daddy. I remember i was very shocked~~~~~~~ den down there "an choi".

Den, half a year later, it's my turn to be "Bu Yao Lian". *regret+regret* haiZ! why i so despo?? go call him "HuBBy"~ HaiZ~ Call ar call, his "big man" mentality start to appear. Finally show his fox's tail liao. hmmp, start to treat mi not so good. Men always like that one! cry! Dun let mi eat chocolate, say i FAT (which obviously im not). Ostracise my partially fake eyebrows.

So i changed! Hmmp! And call him "Herbal Tea", cos he very bad ma. Taste bad but healthy ma! So, Daddy is Lovely no matter wat! den he call mi "SWEET CAKE" so cos la, im so sweet and good to him. *clap clap* i think i never really scold Daddy before lor, i jus pissed him off with my killer statement, "SUIT YOU LOR"! + my 100% ah lian "roll-eyes"~ Den he later told mi that, it "Suit yourself"... Fine, im not a native ENGLISH speaker wat. Den veri soon, i change to call Daddy "Teapot" and he call me "little angle", wah! Sooo mushy hor~ hee hee hee, jealous jealous leh??

Den now, call Daddy "Daddy" lor, and he call mi "Baby". Cos he always nag and nag and NAG!!!!!!!!!!! and because im so irresistable cute and yummy !!!! ha. lalalala.. lalalalal... LA!

2005-06-29T21:24:00.000+08:00

BUAI DA HAN!!!!! read fren's blog jus now.. all so mushy! *scream* @!&%#?!@ e.g "i miss who who who.. badly" & "i promised i will make time for my dear/bear/money"...... Xiaohui: "ZOO ar???!!!"...... now couple like to call each other animal lor!! wat pig ar cow ar. er~ hmmp! cry. i wan daddy~ i want DADDY~ miao~ why i miss daddy so much leh? hmm..

1. charismatic! hee.. though i dont really understand his "fee-li-fare-leh" english. aiyo.
2. naggy-ness to the MAX! er.. e.g. threaten mi to eat more vegi. confiscate my candy!! ok la, for my own good ma~ :) jealous ma? mama said man must nag den show he care lor. waHAHA. but he alittle too much...

My daddy is good* labulabu

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WHEN U KNOW XIAOHUI FAILED HER EXAM for DUMMIES
1. do not KEEP asking her grade. She's the "hao-lian" type, if she score well she will announce..
2. do give her a "ang-bao" (inside got money one hor) to hopefully wash away her stupidity.. :(

2005-06-19T17:53:00.000+08:00

The cut woman the man is so stupid. I mean the cutting part is good, but the throwing part.. why go throw in those many ppl places?? And most of the time u throw thing inside the water, will washed up eventually right?! ok la, if anyone happened to killed someone, maybe can follow my way to dispose, den maybe wont get caught or at least not get caught the next day like the man. so no face!

1. CHOP INTO SMALLER PIECES. Head one packet, 2 legs into 10 pieces (feet, den the small leg into 2 den the big leg into 2 oso), 2 hands into 4 packets, den body into 4 (quite hard, but try lor. the chest into 2, den the hips there into two. and remember to take out the organs)
WHY? smaller pieces not so obvious and easy to carry around. if big big pieces ppl will see you carry the boxes ard, so risky! aiyo..

2. DESTROY IDENTITY. This time the police manage to find the man so fast cos they identify the woman.. cos she's a foreigner so will haf record of her fingerprints. so, after cut into pieces, slice away the fingerprint!! and, dental record.. pluck away all the teeth.. lastly.. the face.. jus destroy lor.. hmm.. can use fire burn, can use acid pour.. but buy acid police can trace down.. so fire la.. fry or wat oso can.. [oh.. i feel so bad of myself :( ]

3. PACKAGING. dun put in a box!!!!! box always tempt ppl to go open it.. somemore the man still pack until so nice lei.. seal nice nice and all.. and worst!! put in "electric fan" the box, some cheapo ppl might go and open to see if there's really a fan lor!!!! kaoZ! jus wrap in newspaper den put in a normal plastic bag, bag from CK chinatown, NTUC can liao..( plastic bag from these two places quite durable) den put some rubbish inside like banana skin, potato.. and tie tightly..

4. THROWING AWAY THE BAG. i think buried is the best. by the time it's been dig out, maybe you oso die of guilt liao. or u go act like some construction site "ban-ga-la" and buried the bag into the cement or wat..

5. REPENT. ok, im not that bad afterall. wahaha.

2005-06-14T01:41:00.000+08:00

ENGLISH ESSAY--- BOBBY, specially for Mr. Dale who wanted a post related to him. (desperately.. but do not want me to talk abt his "or-or" skin colour)

Bobby, it is the name of the fats on our tummy. Like it or not, he's call Bobby.
Some fortunate ones do not have Bobby, ( like mi ) :) But MOST have la. Like my Daddy oso have ma..

However, some people feel that Bobby is veri SEXY! ok la, and one of them is my brother, love to see the fats bound ard when those aunty whose wear tight-fit and dance line dance with techo in the market and shun bian go drink kopi every sunday.. Haiz, Should learn from my brother, wat for go drink StarbuckZ' kopi.. Expensive and the name so hard to pronouce at times.. I USED TO have Bobby too, actually i dun really mind having them, i will squeeze them when i sit down, squeeze them into layers and layers.. like so fun ha. den everytime i go Bugis will also go touch the "tua-bei-gong" 's Bobby.. Touch before not?? Too bad, im a rather sporty girl who like to run 2.4km as and when, so killed my Bobby accidentely..

ok, some still think that Bobby is evil.. fine, dun wan to face reality ma.. Den will hold their breathe to hide it.. Hold la, hold!!!!!!!! see how long you can hold! Hmmp!!!!!! Tell you la, paper cannot wrap fire one lor....... Too bad lor, got Bobby.. Dun like use scissors cut away lor. ha.

And Bobby, got a bitchy fren, call Bobbo.. Hear the name oredi so cannot make it le. ok, Bobbo is the fats that will swing here and there when you wave, it's located at the second part of ur handS! I hate her. Really.. That's why you will nv see mi wave good bye or hello to you..

My mother used to use the plastic paper, the use to wrap left over food one to wrap ard Bobby and Bobbo.. Pls lor.. like will suffocate them like that?? haiz. no use one.

Say NO to Bobby and Bobbo Today!

2005-06-07T01:11:00.000+08:00

ENGLISH ESSAY-- MY SEVERELY DAMAGED HAIR

I hate them--the damaged hair. They are so hypocritical lor. I mean they are rebonded, so is straight, but they, u know, abit QQ at the end part. Still wan to act straight. Pls lor, wan to curl den go ahead and be curly, i will just cut u away! like i care~

when there's no scissors for mi to cut them away, i use nail clipper.. pen knife.. den after i cut them away, i will keep touchin to feel the "zzz" texture.. This is when im veri angry with the hair..*burning in anger* den i will use the nail clipper or wat ever to cut into many pieces! and throw them out of the window.. or sometime i burn them.. den veri smelly, and they will become totally dried up and ugly! serve them right. kaoz!

when i discover damaged hair's friend, "split-end" hair, i will pluck it out, and tear them apart carefully.. haiz. i tin they are veri absolutely disgusting lor.. two head snake. oso another hypocrite.. no wonder they are good friends.

As a conclusion, they are evil. Not worth to be rooted on my head.

********ESPECIALLY FOR MS LIM QIAO YUN WHO WANTED A POST DEDICATED TO HER and who remind mi of damaged hairs******** :) {so happi now, wahaha}

2005-06-06T00:08:00.000+08:00

3 common signs of people "fell in love"-----Especially For Sxx~Sxx

1. NOT BATHING AND BRUSHING TEETH. you see ar.. when you hold ur partner's hand, hug hud or kiss kiss for the first few times, will you bear to wash away the smell and the taste of his/her mouth?? will keep sniff your hands and clothes right?? i admit i never brush teeth la.. for only one day.. hee.. better den daddy! hee.

2. KEEPING DIRTY TOWEL AND USED TISSUE. after playing sport together, ur parnter wept the sweat away with a towel, dont you wish to steal that towel from him/her?? even their sweat smell so nice lor!!! REALLY!! right?? er.. i admit again that i secret kept a used tissue paper and oil blotter of papa.. {*shy*}

3. COLLECTION OF HAIR, FINGERPRINT, PICTURES OF ALL ANGLE. wont you wan to record down the size of his palm, foot?? cut some hair to smell, to touch (specially those severly damaged hair)?? dun bluff dun bluff.. This is highly recommented cos if breakup le can use the hair to make the wat voo-doo dolls.. use their pictures as dart-board, shoot them at every angle! curse them to be ugly so no one will love them anymore. hmmp!!!! ya, i haf papa's hair.. hee. but it wont be use to curse you. cos we wont breakup one.. love love daddy, rub rubbie!

2005-05-26T16:01:00.000+08:00

3 ideal ways for gugu to propose to mi!! *(optional)

1. Next time, when im older, papa can bring mi oversea for holiday. Den must book a hotel that can see sunrise. So at night, when i sound asleep, papa got to sneak into my room, (i will give papa the keys.. make thing easier for him. ha), and put a ring into my finger. So when i wake up, the diamond ring will reflect the sun light, den saw it.. (must buy veri BIG BIG one.. so can reflect more light, or else i pretend i never see lor..). Den remember to tie a small note on the ring, with that impt qns.. Enchance this plan by putting alot of ballons in my room, and inside each and every ballons, there's a diamond ring..yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. i always wanted a ballon from macdonald's and papa dun wan to take from the mac's ppl for mi.. so.. next time, daddy can bring mi to mac, and ask the ppl to walk ard with ballons acting as if they are giving out ballons to the kids before hand. Den when we settle down, i will as usual ask daddy to go and take.. and this time, daddy will agree and bring back one big bundle!! and all the ballons are tie to my diamond ring.. And den daddy will sit down (forget abt the kneeling la.. SO OLD FASHION) and ask mi to marry him, and put the ring into my finger.. (caution!! the diamond MUST be BIG.. because, when it's too small, it will be light, and it might float away with the ballons.. So buy a BIG one..)

3. hmm.. Daddy got to buy a dog for mi.. i wan those puppy not those GIANT dog. no HAIR one. A MALE dog. Den dad must attach a diamond ring(this time small small one can le) on the doggie's necklace.. den must attach some bells too. So on the day he gave mi the dog dressed in dog's wedding gown(yes, it's a gay dog), and i will notice the diamond ring. Den daddy must engrave "will u marry mi?" on the ring. And when i notice the words, daddy will read it out. ya, sometin like that. Den at this time, dad will take out another ring, put in a nice box(diamond must be big & shiny) and gave it to mi.. That's my actual wedding ring. And that small one, give it to the doggie la. ha. Den we will live happily ever after with that doggie :)

2005-05-05T18:38:00.000+08:00

5 heartless things Daddy done!

1. one day Daddy bring daughter out to shopp in J8. And walked passed Action City. They are promoting a veri veri stupid game. The game is to put 2 fingers on that thing, den a electric current will pass, and see who will kanna the current. Daddy FORCE his daughter to play, and pressed her little fingers on the thing!!!!!!!! the Probability for her to get electric shock is 1/3.. And guess who got electric shock??? Hmmp!

2. Never send me to school before.. one time oso good ma.. :(

3. Last Chistmas, only receive my present on the 27th Dec.. Must be purposely choose after christmas den buy because got "post-christmas sale".. Some more he didnt choose himself the present.. bring mi there to choose.

4. He implemented a law that "Taking neo-print with him is a yearly event", den that time, saw a neo-print machine is having "SALE".. 3dollars only!!! Den that year already took one le.. so he refuse, and pull mi away from the machine. so inflexible.. 3 dollars only lei!!!!!!!! cry.

5. Few yeras ago, i baked 5 cookies of papa, is in the shape of J,A,S,O and N.. Den papa oso nv eat. it's so delicious lor.. maybe abit hard, and goin to expired soon oni ma.

2005-05-01T22:02:00.000+08:00

10 Acts of Romance by PaPa

1. 2002--> I was looking at my photo, so overwhelm by my adorable-ness, then suddenly a strong wind came and blew my photo into a canal!!!!!!! Den papa climb down, pick it up, and conficate it.. (say conficate, actually wan to keep for himself.)

2. 2004--> Bought a DIAMOND RING for me!!(Finally) after i hinted indirectly, and later directly for one year.

3. 2005--> Papa said had a surprise for mi, and ask mi go online to check out "our" blog, and saw tt he re-decorate "our" blog. hee.

4. 2005--> Using "will u marry mi xiaohui?" as his msn nick for three days. (eh, i force one.)

5. 2003--> Made mashed potato for mi when i just put on my braces. (one big pot, lasted mi for three days)

6. 2005--> See that im always living in poverty, said that he wan to take up the responsiblity of providing for me, and ask for my a/c number. (say oni la.. wont transfer one)

7. 2003--> Think of a name for our son.

8. 2004--> Lick off the ice-cream on my lips.. (i purposely spead ice-cream on my lips.. )

9. 2003--> Allow mi to put macara on him.. wahah.

10. 2002--> Saying he loves me for the first time (face to face lei!)

2005-04-18T22:25:00.000+08:00

Jlx
since 2002
.I love Dad.

2005-04-14T21:53:00.000+08:00

10 Factors that make Jason Ng to fall for YOU!

1.Be a potato.
Speak good english, read literature(know that shakesphere is a MAN!!), watch ang mo's show, listen to ang mo's songs. Most importantly, know who is ALTERBRIDGE!!

2.Conservative
If u choose to wear a diver suit instead of a two pieces swim wear to a public swimming pool, he will love it. And, sleeveless, bare-back, hipster, short skirt are strictly forbidden.

3.Sleep at 9pm everynight.
He does that.

4.Have alittle armpit hair.
He loves to mock at people's stray armpit hair. And got a special interest of plucking armpit hair.

5.Excessive fats wanted.
Due to his srong pride, u must haf some excessive fats to make him feel better, thinking that his not the oni one with excessive, overflowing fats on his body. And he loves to shake fats around abdomen area.

6.Diamonds are NOT your friend
Girls who save money is appreciated as he is strict with spending money. One extra pair of shoes will make him nag for a month.

7. IT savvy.
Do you know how to operate Adobe Photoshop at your fingertips? He will be veri proud of u.

8.Wan to be a scientist in the future.
If you Know that Lion actually belong to the cat family; which mean tiger and lion are relative instead of good buddy. And able to classified animals into their kingdom. congrat.

9. Haf a bulid-in timer in you.
Report automatically when u step out of the house and when reach home, with detail location descriptions and exact time respectively. Sometime, hourly report is veri much appreciated.

10. Puntuality
There's no such concept that man wait for woman in him. You better be early and prepare for his late arrival. Do not fight with him because he's late, u will nv win. Because he will say, "A king is never late, the other are jus early." Faint!!!!!

2005-04-06T23:50:00.000+08:00

Inspired By a Real Life Experience.

Dunnovan and Cheeki have been together for almost four years. Their relationship have always be smooth sailing. No much obstructions except for some "BHB" and Bitchy girls trying to steal Dunnovan away. They act friendly, act close with dunnovan in front of Cheeki, just hoping that by doing so, Cheeki will be pissed and leave Dunnovan. But they fail eventually.

As they are together for so long, everything become so predictable. Surprises no longer are that "surprising". However, Dunnovan really want to do something that will surprise Cheeki.

One day, when Cheeki signed into her MSN account, she was deeply touched. "Cheeki, will you marry Me?", that's wat she saw.. And that's Dunnovan's nickname.

Dunnovan is a conservative man. He seldom address the matter of love, or express his love openly in the public. Because of this, Cheeki always wonder how much did Dunnovan really love her. This act on MSN, assure Cheeki once again.

Soon, they got married, formed a small family. And live happily ever after.

After that day, everytime Cheeki signed in, "Cheeki, will you marry mi?" is still Dunnovan's nickname. Never change anymore.
"I do, Dunnovan."-- That's Cheeki's nickname. Never ever change again too..

2005-04-06T18:29:00.000+08:00

English Compo3-- My Mother

My mother is a fat woman. Like all the mothers, she nags. She will give me the blackest face when I buy new clothes. Accuse me cheating her when i need extra money. But afterall, she is a good mother. She will help me when the teachers call my house and ask me whether i pon school again.

Next time, when i grow up, she said i got to give her at least $500 per month. Abit unwilling, but that's how she felt when she give me my allowance too. And she mention that the person who married me also need to give. Wahaha.

2005-04-05T23:59:00.000+08:00

Question: For a long term relationship, will it become stonger or more vulnerable as before?

Winnning Entry
"It's supppose to be stronger, but it might be just fairytale. In reality, many has become vulnerable. --Qiao Yun.

2005-04-03T21:42:00.000+08:00

Bad day.

1. Look into the mirror, got a shock. I realise that i grew fatter. That's bad. Extremely bad. My body is yongly.That's bad. Extremely bad. Got to draw up a slim down plan real soon, before the fat spread and become terminating. How? Even i breathe can feel the fat shaking.. It's like the 8.7 in ranither scale earthquake. Upset.

2. Please keep ur hand to urself. Stop AC. Or perhaps they are. Lack of the courage to imagine. HAiz. Disappointed. (Be cool, ya?)

3. Herbal tea was force down my throat.. The bitterness, no one can taste. My inner cry, no one can hear. After, my taste buds, my cute tiny little died one by one. Now, than i realise, my biggest is none other than the Herbal Tea.

2005-03-25T00:02:00.000+08:00

Jlx Junior College--GP Essays Questions for Jason Ng
Answer ONE question from this paper.
Answer should be between 500 to 800words in length.

1."What is your ambition?" Elaborate.
2.Is Xiao Hui important to your life? Elaborate.
3."No Xiao Hui, No happiness." Do u agree?
4."To be successful, it is necessary to have Xiao Hui." What do u think?
5.Dicuss the importance of forming a family with Xiao Hui in the future.
6.If there's one thing u can change about the Jlx Relationship, what would u change? And explain.
7."Man is unlike to be faithful". Do u agree?
8.Should any restriction be placed upon Xiao Hui?
9.The Jlx relationship will never face failure. Do you argee?
10.There is no value in looking for other girlfriends or two timing. How apt is this advice in today's world?
11.What is more important than Xiao Hui? Elaborate your answer.
12.How are you going to make Xiao Hui happy? Elaborate in detail your answer.

2005-03-24T22:37:00.000+08:00

english compo2--my pets

My first pet was hamster call Ah Boy. It died after we had shower at night. Maybe he caught cold. Then, my father said hamster's graveyard is the rubbish chute, so he went down

My second pet was also a hamster, named Boy Boy. He love to eat what my mother cook. So we usually share the dinner. But, very soon he died of "Intensive Lau Sai". And died in a pool of sai.

Then, i got myself a turtle. But because it's so ugly until it's so bad for my eyes and affect my mental stability so much, i put it under the dinning table. After some time, an overwhelming strench remind me of that retarded green creature. He, i think, because got something down there, or perhaps it's the tail, became like a stone. He's totally dried up and still as disgusting.

As a conclusion, i think im not veri suitable to have pets. But to be Daddy's pet. Hee.. I love u. Miao.

2005-03-23T22:38:00.000+08:00

english compo1--my wishes

At the age of ten, i already have a rough blueprint of my life. I wish that Gu will be the foundation of my life structure. Even though i was young and perhaps insensable and naive that time, i always imagine my future with him but just lack of the courage and faith to believe it will ever come true. However, it seems to materalize day by day now.

My second wish is not to study. But it is impossibe. Pragmatism always win idealistic to me.

My third wish is to retired hopefully around 45. Then, just leave all the financial bunden to my husband. Because he should be able to. And that's his duty.

And lastly, i want my husband to die before mi. Because i lay in the coffin sure very ugly. And i don't want gugu to feel the pain. Is not i curse you k?

As a conclusion, i love GUGU.

2005-03-22T13:11:00.000+08:00

hmm, my newly implement Great XH's Laws have receive numerous positive responses. Many feel like the laws reflect fairness and freedom. That's so true! I had carefully consider every possible actions that you MIGHT commit.

Article3 of the University declaration Of Human Rights clearly state that,"Everyone has the right to life, LIBERTY and security of person." And that's not valid for u. wahaha.

licky.

2005-03-20T20:11:00.000+08:00

my short term plans
1.eat the $4.80 zhu cha
2.eat roti prata+milo dino-saw

my long term plans
1.go bowling
2.go swimming and mock at papa's yonging fats
3. go zoo
4.cook for papa.

there's two more laws that i jus implement into our relationship
1.Praising other female INFRONT of mi might face the highest punishment---capital punishment.
2.some heart-to-heart talk with another female. Punishment---ur heart will NEVER beat again.

2005-03-16T23:38:00.000+08:00

If any of the following acts is commited,you will be prosecuted seriously according to the Great XH's Laws.

1. Travelling with one or more female with no presence of other males.
2. Sharing the ear-piece with other female when listening to MP3 or whatever that need an ear-piece.
3. Being alone with a female.
4. Taking photographs with a female with no male parties.
5. Offer to help a female to carry their personal belongings. eg. Bag, jacket.

"Female" means female of all age groups except oni mi..

2005-03-15T22:47:00.000+08:00

jaith must haf gugu's nose, his mouth, and eyes.. huh, den he wont like like mi at all.. hmm, maybe my good complexion.. wahaha. and must haf my creativity and romantism.. ha.. den like his father, got D and C character. dominal and calculative? since survey say they sort of the top in the world.. he must be tall but abit fat.. hee.. and he must wear espirit sleepwear at home!!!!!!!!!!!! and he must eat vegi.. or else his father will torture him one.. gugu will really beat my jaith if he is mischief.. no! after dinner daddy will play xbox, playstation again. den they will be so excited and will forget abt mi.. so poor mi will trap in the kitchen, wash the plates, hang the clothes.. den later we will supervise jaith to study. hee. den sunday will bring him to church, he will like his father, join the usher ministry, and hopefully, daddy will be the chief usher by that time. den we will go shoppin, buy many clothes, bag, toys and ASSESEMENT BKS for him. ha. hmm, his primary sch wil be radi mas, den i wan st.magaret secondary lei.. i like the poka dots:)

2005-03-15T10:00:00.001+08:00

..ng xiao hui's english diary..

toss(tall-s) a coin..
toast(tou-s) a bread..

i love daddy.hee.

2005-03-15T10:00:00.000+08:00

..ng xiao hui's english diary..

toss(tall-s) a coin..
toast(tou-s) a bread..

i love daddy.hee.

2005-03-14T19:07:00.000+08:00

today is white valentine! yeah. dunno the meanin.. is sometin like the guys must give girls chocolate.. ya.. hee. anyway, i love papapapapapapapapapapapapa! muack! sniff. ur hands always got a addictive smell. so MAN! love it!! bite. play play play!! lalala.

2005-03-13T21:52:00.000+08:00

'NG' FAMILY EXCO NAMELIST

Chief Executive Officer: Mr Jason Ng
Chief Finance Officer: Mr Jason Ng
Romance Director: Mrs Ng Xiao Hui
Diet's Planner: Mrs Ng Xiao Hui
Interior Designer: Mrs Ng Xiao Hui
Jaith's Developer: Mr Jason Ng
Jaith's Educator: Mr Jason Ng
Jaith's Permission Grantor: Mrs Ng Xiao Hui
Jaith's Fashion Advisor: Mrs Ng Xiao Hui

2005-03-12T22:35:00.000+08:00

im still goin to say the same tin. ha. i love u! so jealous! again[!] was lookin at ur frenster ppl.. den saw your pic in other ppl ac.. smile until so cheerful.. somemore got pose one nei! when take with mi oso not like that.. act shy! hmmp! ask u pose oso refuse.. anyway, i still love u!!! [sour]

2005-03-10T18:50:00.000+08:00

i love dad. imagine if one day i no longer belong to u, i will like feel so "bankrupt" in life. muack! sniff.

2005-03-06T22:53:00.000+08:00

dunno why.. nowadays when i need to go home that time, i cant bear to leave papa. like nv will haf enough of u.. haiz.. actually my ideal date is quite simple la.. one is like stay at home, watch tv together, hug hug... den cook together.. den kiss kiss.. haha.. or go shop, i mean i must buy all the things i like den is call shoppin.. den go home and try all the new clothes and all. hee. ar.. i wan to shop i wan to shop.. i nlove dad.

2005-03-02T22:04:00.000+08:00

haha who said i forgot about this blog?? haha labu. wont one la.. just that u dun write so often then i also dunno write le u will read it in time.. i got check back at this blog one ok.. mmm im tinking or refurbishing this blog.. again.. haha

2005-02-26T00:27:00.000+08:00

dad really abandon this little blog le.. haiz.. oso what/who he always think. cry.. must be chem, bio and maths formula. :(

2005-02-14T00:56:00.000+08:00

u will be mine always. ha.

2005-02-14T00:45:00.000+08:00

hey hey. daddy veri naughty! hah.. when i was lookin at the "soon-will-be-mine' 750 diamondS braclet, he aim at a pair of earring for mi.. den veri naughty. bluff mi go toilet hmm hmm actually go quickly buy that earrin.. make mi so worry for him.. den secretly put in my bag.. wahaha.. copy mi.. cos i always put tin in his bag.. to surprise him.. it's a rather out dated method to mi liao.. now den he use this to surprise mi.. anyway, better den notin.. haha.. love him.. guji guji! happi v day! miao. rub and sniff sniff.. i tin i shall declare here that buyin diamond for baby will be a tradition le.. every v day papa got to buy some diamondS stuff for mi! yeah! implemented!

2005-01-23T21:58:00.000+08:00

next time tell me la.. type type le then dun say.. how i noe. :p labu labu. 18.1.05 i end at 5pm la.. how to go??

2005-01-18T12:00:00.000+08:00

happy anniversary papa. rub. sniff!

2005-01-17T18:12:00.000+08:00

one more day leh.. doubt we are celebrating this third anniversary. miao. if daddy suddenly apperance at my sch gate tml.. den will be PERFECT + wonderful! but it's 100% plus gurantee it's impossibe. miao.. everytim say wan to come and fetch mi is either late or end up meetin him at tbp.. gugu ar.. time to reflect.. haha. ar....... i wan daddy i wan daddy! lick lick squeeze!

2005-01-16T17:54:00.000+08:00

miao.. TWO more day is our third anniversary leh.. if on that day papa will go and blog den i will be veri veri veri happy. ha.. but i seriously doubt so.. ha.. den papa u will regret. ha.. and realise how bad u are... hee.. and i will be veri angry. and u will need to buy cotton candy to pacify mi.. haha.. lick lick. rub hard hard..

2005-01-12T18:21:00.000+08:00

haiz.. i bet visiting our blog is also daddy's monthly event. miao.. rub daddy!

2005-01-09T01:09:00.000+08:00

daddy is so wonderful, noble and lovely.. took neo print with mi. even thou he said he dun like to take neo print, but dunno why suddenly become veri enthu when taking the neo print. haha.. i know u actually like to take one right.. vain vain.. hee.. i happy den u happy ma.. :)

2005-01-04T22:37:00.000+08:00

daddy really not that heartless. hee.. i love u! rub..

2005-01-03T19:56:00.000+08:00

think logical? try harder.. i doubt the possiblility.. u'll always be that little baby that will always do the wrong things and you never think of the consequences. and u dont eat your veges.. ;p wht to do.. your still a baby.. ha

2005-01-02T21:47:00.000+08:00

daddy nv come today.. cry cry.. really dont rem this bloggie of ours. miao.. i will veri happy if daddy suddenly leave a little msg at the tag box.. and say wat love mi and all.. hee. love daddy. daddy daddy daddy daddy

2005-01-01T23:09:00.000+08:00

hello dad. dunno when u will remember this blog of us. haha, maybe by the time u read this, it's 1Jan2010.
maybe i shou write sometin abt the new yr.
for 2005, i will try to be more logical, u will try to be more romantic in thinking. i will try to include more physics concepts in our conversation and less chem and esp bio concepts for you.
i will try to convince myself that no other girls will fall in love in you except mi. i will try to minimize pain cause by mi to ur lovely waxy spiky head.. i will try harder to make you buy more presents for ur baby. It will be our FOURTH year. So, i will try to spice up our dates! but daddy must really cooporate.. alright. that's abt all. love u dad.

2004-03-31T20:25:00.000+08:00

ha... the last post by sugar was out to tel me how she wants our future to be.. i'd be spitting silver and sneezing gold by then i guess.. imagine crashing a porsche boxster every time.. man.. haha.. dun mind lah.. so long as sugar doesnt get hurt. yah.. breakfast wil either be carbon or eggs.. and they go by the dozens right? i'll need a maid and a chef. and i'll need lots and lots of cards to satisfy her humungous credit hunger. and i'll need to make an exceptionally big office to put a playground(for the kids or even her), storeroom(to put all the stuff she bout) and a sofa wif a 42" plasma tv wif karaoke capabilities.. and i'll hv to sound proof the room lo.. ha

2004-03-31T19:32:00.000+08:00

my ambition

when i grow up, i wan to be a tai tai--- one with a faithful and home-ly husband. he must report home everyday before 7pm. or else i will slap him once for everymin late. sometime, i dun mind if he shout at him. cos this can show his man-ness ma. but i will make sure he coax mi with either a cheque or present which cost hmmm.. 8% of his salary..

everyday, i will wake up early in the mornin to make-up for him to see. den to the kitchen to prepare he's breakfast which mainly contain carbon. after he goes to work, i will bring my dog and hamsters for a walk in our garden.. den maybe occasionately we(dog and hamsters) will haf a spa treat at our house open-roof bath room..

during lunch time, i will be drivin my porshe boxter to my hubby workplace. however i tin i will end up in the hospital eatin lunch with him. [den he will ban mi from drivin.. :( ] after the wonderful lunch, it's time to spend sometime with my fellow shoppin mates.. we will talk abt our hubby's bed performance[opps]..browse the prada, burberry,louis vuitton catalog.. ya.. once in a blue moon, i will pop up in my hubby's office to do spotcheck.. ya.......... this is essential..

it's time to go home.. and i will again, prepare international cuisine for him. i will surely dress in that particular country costume and ya.. jus to eat.. man will like it i bet. cos they are wat visual orientated creature. den i will show him wat i bout today!! dunno why.. always at that moment he will start shivering and sweat profusely.. ha.. den, we will watch the tv, talk abt current affair.. i tin my future husband will like to test mi like wat PM goh said in the parliment yesterday.. and all those non-of-my-business tin jus to mock mi...

den finally.. light will be shut off.. ya.. and hee.. ho ho ho.. woo la la..

and that's my ideal life.. and i believe i haf found my "him"..

2004-03-28T15:13:00.000+08:00

gugu.. u sound as if i broke ur heart.. aiya.. sorry lor.. see. so now u BULLY mi i oso dun dare to fight back.. i be ur dog and cow. dear intelligent readers, u all shou know wat im tryin to emphasize right???

chapter six
they lost contact for nearly half a year.. one day in xh new sch, papaya sec.. she suddenly remember jason.. jason.. jason.. dunno why.. no specific reason. maybe cupid finally manage shoot her lor. she wrote a letter to jason on that days. a veri veri long letter.. containin 6mths loneliness..

jason got the letter. he was soo shock. cos he thou every tin haf ended in banana pri. he had buried all his memory there. shou he dig them out?? or jus leave the memory in darkness?? he ponder. he wonder.

--------------------one month later---------------------------------------------------------------

checkin the mail box everyday had become xh's habit. but wat she get is oni disappointment and disappointment.. until one day when she saw a piyo piyo envelop lyin in her mail box. her life is rekindle!!!

2004-03-14T22:44:00.000+08:00

This is the first time i post a story abt our past.. so bear wif me if it sounds lame.. or not as funny as it is when its done by sugar.
Chapter 5- The cold war
After the pri 5 exams.. when sugar found out tt she was goin to 6E instead of continuing in 6D, during the school hols.. our pen-pal habit went on.. until one faithful day when i got a letter from her. it spoke of how we should stop "loving" each other and concentrate on our studies.. it was the day i discovered a new emotion.. rejection. i felt like the world was al black and white. and a hint of anger was birthed in me.. over wht.. i couldnt tell.. over myself? over the whole thing?? just over something.. didnt reply her letter.. didnt noe how to.. wht to write.. whether to go wif the flow and put on a brave front? or express my dissapointment.. couldnt tink.. so decided to remain silent.. when the new term started.. we went back to school.. stil feelin screwed up.. the yr started off lonely and sad.. cant really remember how the yr actually started.. but it certainly wasnt bright and colorful.. i might have faked a few smiles to entertain some friends but deep down... i was really gloomy. the yr went by, and when i saw sugar along the corridors or in the canteen.. i would pretend tt i didnt know her.. and just go about my business ignoring her.. looking back.. i am surprised that i could avoid her for one whole yr.. in such a small place.. ha.. i remember this teacher tt taught me eng and sci.. the 1st lesson we had. and i was already punished.. but there after.. she bacame my favourite teacher.. her teaching was the best of all the others.. somehow.. she felt like a mother in school to me.. haha.. i respected her and looked forward to her lessons.. haha.. this could be due to my liking in the subjects she taught.. sci was always in me.. somehow.. i feel like its already been implanted in my brain the moment i saw light.. my dad used to prais me when we were to do those manly things like fixing lights and all. one time.. we bought a fan.. and i put it together haha.. he was left with his mouth wide open staring at the fan i assembled.. ok.. im digressing.. back to pri 6 life.. somehow.. we were brought back by affinty.. ha.. as if there was such a thing.. but i bought a nike bag that was exactly like hers.. only different in colour.. haha.. it became the talkin pt of the whole level.. soon after.. i recieved this letter from her again.. i thought she was givin us another chance.. my life lit up again.. it was abt the end of the yr. PSLE was comin.. but i was too engrossed in the superficial things i occupied myself in tht i didnt bother abt the national exam comin.. i thought all would be lost after the exam.. including her.. but... well tt i shall leave to the next chapter.. so chill this is already a book.. haha

2004-03-07T20:22:00.000+08:00

Hey hey,.. that wasnt how it went again lo... hai.. haha.. when u realized that u were posted to another class. u cried.. then i sat beside u the whole day lo.. kept tellin u tt if u wanted to stay in 6d. then can just get ur mom to write a letter to the form teacher.. then u just refused to do it.. so dunno lo.. like dat i cant c u the whole day for the whole of our pri 6 yr.. which was wht eventually happened lah.. mm.. i guess tt was the only reason i kept askin u to write the letter. yah.. and i remember tt time when u sent me tht letter.. wha... best... machiam flush me down the toilet bowl.. ha

2004-03-07T17:38:00.000+08:00

chapter four--- darkness falls
they still communicate thru letters even thou they see each other every single day. somehow, they will be bolder and more direct in their conversation thru writin letters.

jus before the year end vacation start, they got their result. dunno why, xh got posted to another class. really.. gugu.. xh dun wan to go. xh cried after she awared of the ridiculours arrangement. xh jus simply cant bear to leave that class and jason.. however, jason jus hid in some dark corner.. stare at that depessed soul.. haha.

haiz.. too bad.. jason too, cant bear to see xh leave. but he could not put down his pride and ??(sometin similar) to tell xh how bad he feel.. both of them jus remain silent... no more parties.. no more letters. their relationship at that point of time is like u try soooo hard to raise fire for bbq.. den suddenly, a windstorm jus extinguish it. yaya.. sad.

during the second last weeks of their vacation, she retured from malaysia.. she never expect to see a letter on her study table.. she ran to the toilet and tear open the evelope which was seal by jason's saliva. (definitely).. it says, ".... I... love............... you...... madly........ " ya.. jus this four words. hee..

she's veri confused.. i also.. dunno how to write.. she wrote a letter to him.. wantin to end this growin relationship.. she wrote a simple letter, so simple that it hurt jason deeply..

jason had the worst birthday that year.. because, he received that fatal letter jus before his birthday.. both of them got hurt. sad sad. that was the last letter of that year...

after sch reopen, they avoid each other. even when their fren pull them together, they will qurren??(forgot how to spell).. a cold war between them started.. it lasted nearly a year...

2004-03-07T12:23:00.000+08:00

hey hey.. That wasnt how it went.. haha The playground part was most ridiculous.. haha.. we didnt burn down the place.. cuz if we did.. then it would hv been on the news.. and we would hv been famous.. ha. the fact is that some of our friends came along and helped put out the fire with sand. Though i must admit. It got pretty big at one point of time. And the exam cheating incident.. it wasnt me who got caught.. it was er.. how do i spell her name? er.. Yiru??? well yah it was her fault.. gave us away.. and the teacher actually bought our reason.. haha.. maybe she just didnt want to blow up the matter.. either way, i'm glad we didnt get into any trouble. i remember we used to play Hop-Scotch in the parade square. during recess, before school, after school, haha pretty much all of the time we were free in school. Alot of things had changed since our primary school days. for one.. we lost contact with everyone. so i dont really know how they all are doin right abt now. Its been 4yrs. Time flies.. haha i remember how we would get into fights over trival matters.. acting "beng".. real stupid.

2004-03-05T14:32:00.000+08:00

chapter three.. true or false???

ok.. now the whole sch know that they are couple liao.. "yeah!", xh cheered silently in her heart.. jason's heart was captured by her. he will do anytin xh wan him to do. so she made use of him..

end of year exam was coming.. u can feel tension everywhere in the sch. no more laughter and joyful conversation. xh was really bad in her academic. she knew no matter how hard she study, she wont be able to pass the exam. she wan jason to provide answer for her during the english exam. that nerd, knowin that was extremely wrong, still agreed to help xh..

during comprehansion paper.. as usual, xh face difficuitiy even answerin the first question. using post it, jason passed the note to her.. BUT!! the nerd!! it is if his brain spin abit slower, but even his action is abit retarded.. haiz.. jason get caught when he passed the post.it. seein that, the teacher immediately called them out and question them...

the teacher was accusin jason for cheating but not xh. dunno from where.. xh's conscience pop out. or maybe, she really put in geinue feelin when settin up the plot. in order to cover jason, she admit that she was the master mind... she herself could not comprehand why she did this. perhaps, that's love. but heng ar.. the teacher let them complete the paper and nv blow it up..

after exam, it's always the time to slack and zuo bo.. that's the time where xh really feel the tangable love and happiness. they went out every single days.. from playgrd to acarde den to playgrd. their fav game were catchin and u know.. the game where u draw nine boxes and jump ard them, ya that one..
they even organise parties in xh's house.. remember one time, they abandone their fren who were partyin in xh's house and went to the pineapple playgrd to "pak tuo".. cos xh is talented in acting.. they will also act when they are together. this time, jason act as a corpse and xh act as the pathetic decresed's wife.. they lay candles ard and used "yellow page" as the "kim zhua".. xh was burnin the offering and jason was suppose to jus lay there.. dunno why.. a fire broke off!! (hey hey.. this part is really true ppl..) the fire engulfed the entire "pineapple" in jus a few sec.. they tired to used sand to extinguished, but failed. haha. so how?? of cos jus run away lor... partly is for their life and also to shake off the responsibility they got to took of burning bown the playgrd.. the pineapple playgrd was gone.... that's the wosrt tin they did so far.. ha.. in their memory.. they will always remember the fire of passion.. (eee..)

2004-03-05T14:20:00.000+08:00

eee.. i read xiaoxian's blog today.. bai chi!!!! ni xiao xin yi dian.. who say i bad mood, and use u as my chu qi tong.. no lor.. that few days i jus wan to be like his BS ma.. gentle and sweet.. haha..and gugu and i will start to tell two great love stories.. one is abt us.. and the other.. hmm.. let gugu tell.. ( gugu.. our blog got ppl read oredi, must start writin ur end time tin, muack.) haiz.. i got my result.. i thou was alright.. but actually after compare like quite bad le.. haiz.. must jia you.. cannot be like the xiaoxian.. keep thinkin abt his BS.. gugu..gugu..gugu.. i hope i can get into nanyang sci.. and gugu will shuai shuai got his 3rd choice.. haha. den hug hug him everyday.. muack.

2004-03-01T17:45:00.000+08:00

haiz.. ya.. gugu's parents find out abt mi.. quite slow. anyway, im jus worried that they might stop us from seein each other or wat.. ya.. but most likely they dun dare one.. im pineapple gang leader ma.. and i will protect gugu with my life one.. haha. like those drama.. hmmm. he sounds serious.. yes.. i tin rebel is the best solution la for this kind of tin.. muack.

2004-03-01T17:18:00.000+08:00

Today, i made my decision for the JAE application. I've just got home from sugars. And i have sent in my application and printed the verification form.. Its now up to God to do the posting for me.. Yesterday was a major Sh*t day. Apperently.. they knew abt sugar and waited til the "appropriate" time to ask me.. Which definitely was not yesterday. They made use of the fact tt i traded Hps wif sugar for 1day to accuse me of everything. Which of course, made me pissed off. And they were so headstrong tt they didnt bother to listen to anything i argued abt.. but kept on sayin tt i just went in circles.. Fine.. i shut up for the whole of the night and let em talk all they wanted.. the main objective for them was to find out who sugar was... i would have told them if they were nice. But they employed a wrong technic to dig the truth outta me.. too bad.. even if i wanted to tel them.. i dont now. its on purpose. nothing muach is gonna change, execpt that i see them as big imbeciles who try to tackle me in a rugy match but cant.

2004-02-29T00:47:00.000+08:00

i dunno shou i be happy for gugu or worry for myself.. got to worry all over again. worry that he might meet someone better mi.. i really cant take gugu for granted. cos he's too good for mi.. he's a blessing to mi.. although sometime feel like slappin him when he give black face!! anyway.. must let go lor. hmm. in fact i really wan him to go to nyjc.. but know sajc will be better of cos. he can jus roll over there every morning. ok ok.. let u tink.. muack. wan to hug hud u now.. this sfternoon we prayed together for the first time.. hee. abit pai say. oso dunno wat to say it out.. i suggest church must really open a class for sayin prayer.. muack..

chapter two.. the art of seduction..
Due to childishness, by jus seein them kissin on stage make everyone tin that jason and xh are together liao. ppl will jus link them together everytime. haha. when ppl tease at them.. xh wil act as if she veri shy and innocent. so sick. and jason will down there act style oni.. both of them did not clear the doubt of those ignorant ppl. they jus allow the rumours to fly all over the sch.. Why?? because they simply enjoy ppl seein them as a pair.. haha.. dunno when.. the sch started to haf a trend of writtin letter to each other.. in fact.. xh tin that it's really kidish and bo liao.. see everyday oso need to write letter. however, she took this opportunity to get even closer to jason. she go ask jason to be her so called 'pen pal'. so thick skinned right?? cant stand leh.. but dunno why.. that nerd of the century agreed. this pull them together.. at first, they jus talk abt tin happened in their class and all. den.. that xh start to talk abt BGR and all.. keep askin jason who he's interested in.. actually right.. she zai zai the ans liao lor.. jus wan to force him to say.. ha..

xh's strategy is usin the power of rumours.. she used ppl mouth to psyko jaason that he love xh.. they are a perfect couple and all.. and this, is the deepest trap jason will ever fall in.. he will nv be able to escape. hee hee.. she will purposely do sometin to let more ppl know that they are in love.. like allowin ppl to peep at the letter and all.

haiz.. so sian.. oso dunno wat to write liao.. muack.. Gu

2004-02-28T21:39:00.000+08:00

Countdown to finaly decision: 4days. 13 is a bad number indeed.. I just managed to scrap into SA's range and by 1pt in AC.. This leaves me wif absolutely 0 confidence in any of those schools.. I wan to be wif sugar. But NY is far man.. The school campus looks cool.. i dont know abt the teaching and the tutorials.. whether the teachers are good or sucky.. but the discipline there is slacked.. one thing i'd like.. i dun really mind NY, but the distance.. its like JJ.. only JJ sucks.. haha.. There's a stiff competition for SA and AC now.. how man.. sian.. gimme some time to think it thru.. there are soooo many factors to my decision now.. i need to tink..

2004-02-28T00:12:00.000+08:00

陶吉吉的 “小镇姑娘” is like wat im feeling now.. so nice the song.. ha.. *test test* see can put chinese not..

2004-02-27T23:22:00.000+08:00

today we got our result liao.. im soooooo proud of my gugu.. today is really the day he prove himself.. can show off la.. yeah.. so good to haf a bf like gugu.. really put in effort in everytin.. like in our relationship. and oso!! it's god's grace that he can do well.. yeah.. as for mi.. hmmm.. not much feelin le.. tin now gugu is more important den myself.. yeah.. finally.. now i can truely say that i love gugu!!!! ha. i can really feel that our relationship went into another stage liao.. can freely tell him anytin.. dun mind to let him see the uglier side of mi.. hee.. dunno how he tin la.. maybe he dun feel this way, hor gugu?? haha.. anyway, jus tell lor.. wait got no chance to say, will regret one.. hor jane?? haha. muack.. today.. jane is with mi all the time.. maybe she dunno.. but she's quite important to mi lor.. there's no one i can turn to when i face trouble and all.. ha.. i told her that today..

now got abit emotional and confused.. haiz.. goin to write some mushy tin.. maybe is the music influencin my mood... ha. i felt.. lovin someone can get really painful.. but is all worth it lor.. im thinkin now... i love the idea of goin to the same jc as gugu.. which mean he come to nyjc.. but now.. he got an opportunity to go to sajc.. think it's his so called dream jc.. haha.. so how?? hope he can go sajc lor.. be happy there.. yeah!! but it's like the first intake that time.. got to sad for awhile.. anyway.. jus wan to see him happy lor.. i sound quite old fashion hor?? haiz.. veri sian.. got to plan long term in this few days.. it's tough for mi.. oredi get used of my gugu daddy makin choices for mi.. ha.. jus now my ma indirectly say if i tin gugu is a man that i can invest my life den must "metal door face metal door", "bamboo door face bamboo door".. which mean, if gugu go into a jc. den i shou go to a jc.. but i really feel that jc life is veri stress lor.. hmmmm.. tink tink tink.. oh!!! continue the story better.

2004-02-25T20:19:00.000+08:00

Haha.. Very funny way of portrayin the past sugar. But yah. it was how it was to be. haha.. time flies man.. its been what? 5? 6 yrs? and we all grew up.. and im wonderin what on earth happened to all those people that were in Henderson.. Now im tryin to not go to school.. Opps. i guess i have to go.. darn.. My mom's got a pt.. if im not goin.. theres gonna be a bad mark on the darn attendence list.. and if fri's not gonna go well.. im a goner. darn sisters playin wif my hamster again.. im gonna give her the "stare".. she just walk off!!! im so agitated... argh! wil anyone like nosey ppl walkin all over ur stuff? tts way disrespectful lo...

Back to the topic.. Our pri school times.. haha.. i remember my darn Cheena teacher.. always got something against me one... like i owed him a million dollars or somethin.. then theres the "ah Bengs" haha.. all they do make alot of noise.. and walk as if they got something stuck in their butts.. and sometimes they need alittle "fight" to get the "ah beng-ness" in them goin again.. haha i'd believe they stil are now, wht they were since i left them..

OH.. i guess i'll speak of my past til here.. haha.. wonder how my school wil look like tml morning wif all those absentees.. haha..nites.. labu labu sugar!

2004-02-24T18:56:00.000+08:00

Chapter One---- the rise of gugu's sugar

Every yr, Banana Primary Sch would force all the classes to perform an item on the Banana sch's b.day.. it's ard august. One of the pri 5 classes, decided to copy a story from their textbk and goin to act it out. that's when love bind two little kids together.. and the love chain grew thicker and stronger as the 2 kids grow..

Jason was selected to be the sciptwriter as well as the lead actor. it's proberly because there was no other child as eloquent as him and able to master English at that age.. and pls.. it's surely not because of his look.. ha. jason look like a definate nerd that time.. with the ugliest center parting, gold-rimmed specs.. And and.. haha. he was so skinny and short that everyone suspect he came from some ulu third world countries.. however, his knowledge and talent overweight his exterior flaws.. His allure seize every girls' soul.. Muack..

Very soon... the script was done. it's time to select all the actors and actresses.. One girl in the class.. hardly notice by anyone voluntee to be the wife of jason.. everyone was overwhelmed by her.. many girls were eyein for that character in the play.. they all hope that the play will turn into a real life story, married to a hero and live happily ever after.. they were all correct and far-sighted, i must say.. BUt.. one thing they lack for is courage... Except for her---xh.. hee..

infront of the whole sch.. jason propose to xh.. infront of everyone.. jason pecked gently on xh's QQ cheek. infront of everytin, they vowed to remain faithful to each other.. all this was part of the play la.. evey girl under the stage were weepin.. their hearts were flood by jealousy.. and at the same time cursing xh..

hee.. no one knows.. xh had planned that long time ago.. it's jus part of her plan to win jason's heart.. wat will that evil xh do to seduce jason?? and will jason fall in?? pls stay tune... Coming up.. Chapter Two--- the art of seduction.. hee.. muack

2004-02-24T17:28:00.000+08:00

eee.. o level result coming out in maybe three days time.. haiz.. oso dunno wat to do gugu.. cant hug u or all immediately i got my result.. hope i will still maintain my position in my class.. or else those evil ppl will laugh at mi one.. no one can be trust u see.. except for ppl like jane, kahmo, and all.. i feel that most of them take mi as their rivals lor.. haha.. mi too la. that's where i got my motivation. gugugu.. i love u.. haiz.. wat shou i do when i score badly and ppl ask abt my result le.. sian.. i scare i will cry too.. i dun wan to cry in front of those shit la.. haiz.. muack gugu.. anyway.. try to be positive now. maybe can do that by writin more crappy stories.. hor, gugu?? u r my oni reader ma. hee. i love u....................... help u say la.. "i love u too"

2004-02-23T19:38:00.000+08:00

i had a dream.. i can remember "vividly" every single detail.. it's so real.. i seemed to haf gone back to the past.. u know.. when there's still emperor and all.. i was consider pretty at that era at that time cos im from the 'future' ma.. so i was marry to the emperor. i was actually a gift to the emperor.. im thrilled by everytin i see in the palace. so big and grand.. however i missed my era.. i miss my gugu.. so sad.. one fine day.. the emperor went into my room.. he look exactly the same as Gugu.. He's character is oso identical. the emperor love mi alot as im veri diff from all his 'conbin???'.. he told mi.. havin more den 2000 lao po is not as gd as wat the outside ppl tin.. can u imagine.. all of them is BO because they dun haf 'de-o-the-rant'.. armpits hair not shave cos there's no razor ay that time.. hair full of flea.. jumpin from 'ka mo' to 'armpit mo' den to 'pubic mo'.. so sad.. so actually.. the emperor is still a virgin.. i remember.. dunno why.. i got those basic hygience tin with mi.. like deotherant, shaver, cosmetic and everytin la.. i try to explain to him im from the future.. but he dun seem to understand.. ha.. anyway.. he's jus simply dote mi.. so gd.. soon enough, i tin i treated him as gugu.. i no longer feel miserable or despair. i feel that the emperor is gugu!! one night.. like gugu.. the emperor took off my clothe 'ji-guo-ly'
den.. den.. den.. den.. den.. cut cut cut.. den.. suddenly, when we are on the cosy bed.. beam of light shone in.. there's a voice sayin, 'do u wan to stay here or return??'..

i made a decision within 0.00001 sec. i decided to stay with the emperor.. cos he's is exactly like gugu but jus dunno how to speak ang mo.. hmm.. dunno how to continue.. it's all crap. i know.. cos while i write this stupid story i can tin abt wat i goin to writw abt the end time.

*end time*
all those haf chist in their heart no need to worry.. u will be gone maybe next year, next month, tml, or even next second.. everytin on ur body will fall off.. include the diamond ring from ur loved one. but nvm.. i tin for mi i will bargain with God to let mi pack sometin before i go up.. at most if overload den pay the xtra charge lor. ok. crap again.. den.. a great deceiver?? i hope it's the right spelling gu.. will immerge--this oso.. den the world currency will become one.. after that.. the judgement will come.. im not sure abt the judgement's defination too. jus know that it's earthqu??? and some other natural disaters.. sad sad.. den 3/4 of the world population will be gone!!!!! i tin before that there will be a soul harvest.. many ppl will receive salvation la. den.. the whole tin will last for 7 yrs.. the left over ppl who still die die dun believe in God will sayonara.. the satan is goin to take over the earth.. and that's the end.. everything will persish?? on earth.. there's oni sufferin.. too bad for those left over ones.. and us.. will happily live in heaven with our almighty God.. ( and oso gugu..hee). yeah!!!!

2004-02-16T19:35:00.000+08:00

i really hope that the end time is comin, den i can go up there with gugu. we can immediately get married there and live together peacefully with God.. no more worries and all.. so good. we wont haf to wait for another 12years and 11months and 2days to be married..

2004-02-16T18:32:00.000+08:00

Hey guys i've just got a tag board on.. so just type away if you have anything to say. But please, no *#@!$%& and all those other ^(*^^&$. Thanks.

2004-02-11T22:08:00.000+08:00

Helooo... again.. yah.. im sure you must be wondering wheres all the End Times info.. Well you'll have to stick around for awhile. Thats because i wish to read through the series again and summurise all throughout the tribulation period in chronic order. So do stay tuned. and i'm trying to add a shout box or something in here. as well as a new template.

2004-02-11T17:59:00.000+08:00

this is our third yr celebrating V day together.. (so sian).. hahaa.. i tin i used more den 24 hours to think wat to buy/do for my precious.. precious.. i believed the bento is the highlight!! since preparin a meal is sort of an annual happenin.. haha. every yr.. my creativity juice will flow. and come up with something extremely unique and veri veri veri nutrious.. hee. however, gugu always dun seemed to appreciate.. last yr, i made pink rice.. where can u find it, gugu?! every grain rep my labulabu for u!!!!! haha..

anyway, after this bento, i will be the one dominatin the kitchen!! HAHA!! im goin to make
i) lor-di john.. why is it call lor-di john?? because, once a upon a time... john, the richest man from some angmo country went "ran-da-woo" with a india girl on a ship. unfortunately.. the ship was "high-jack" by some "bai-kia".. den they lock them in the isolation room where the chicken suspected kanna bird flu were kept.. den somehow, mr john manage to get hold of some french loaf. he killed a chicken and found 100 eggs inside. i add the meat and eggs to make it more tasty.. to prevent resource wastage, he used the blood of the chicken as the sauce. ya.. den u got bird flu.. so sad.. before they die, the "a boo ne" name it lor-di john lor..

ii)colorful love filled rice, 2nd edition.

iii)deep fried potato cake!! yeah!! it's gonna will heart shape.. hopefully i will be able to make the potato blue and pink or green..

iv)ingestion pills... for emergency.. hee.

ya.. abt it.. hee.. muack

2004-02-11T08:20:00.000+08:00

Greetings to everyone on planet earth. I hope you've had a wonderful new year. 2004 is the start of a new path for Faith and I. We've graduated from our secondary schools and are now waiting for our O level results that should be coming out at the end of ths month. I really pray we'd do well and go to the same junior college. This way, i'd get to see her every single day. That would really be nice. For all you Christians out there who reads this post. Friend or fellow Christian, please do pray for us. We've been in different Secondary Schools and we don't want that to happen for our JC lives too. Also, it's valentines soon. You guys better get something for your Loved ones. And keep it a secret no matter what. Well, at least till the day itself. I made a mistake by hinting it to her the other day that it was in my bag at that point of time. I guess you all know the story by now, she searched, found it.. 2 weeks before she was supposed to.. well i was just glad she was happy with it. I'd love to stay on and yak about my life and how we met. But lets save that for another day. Enjoy your lives in Christ. Chiao..

2004-02-09T19:56:00.000+08:00

hee.. hee.. hmmm... hmmm.. i doubt i can come out with sometin constuctive la. like gugu the great.. ha. i wil be in charge of the "life plannin" section den.

our short-term goals are i) skip sch on thu and sun tan @sentosa.. yeah.. we will let sunshine embrace us!! haf a free n lazy afternoon.. muack.
ii)haf a wonderful valentine dinner @ Jxxx Pxxxx. haha. den maybe will haf a couple of game of throwin a heavy ball onto the floor. den hopefully, the ball will roll and roll and hit everytin that in it's way..

mid-term goal/s i) get into the same jc.. haha.. yayayaya. hopefully they will post us to the same jc this time!! i will write, "whereever gugu goes" haha. know someone is doubtin the creditibitity..*hope it's the correct spelling..

long-term goals i)engage first. den wait for a bigger ring. den we will.. haha.
ii)blah blah. negociation?? still in process..